Holy smokes--Dick Cheney just shot his hunting partner. Not just once, mind you, but according to reports, "sprayed him with shotgun pellets."

Is this the same guy who swears that tax cuts boost federal government revenue, whose former company is making Christ-knows-how-much money off of the war in Iraq*, and who has various senators demanding an investigation into his role in l'affaire Plame?

Couldn't he have just told the poor guy to go f* himself?

Dick, bubele, listen to me: sit in a chair and do nothing for a while. It can only help.

*Please do not email BlogTrog to rant about how Cheney is no longer associated with Halliburton. I believe he still profits from stock options and he still collects deferred compensation.

Sources
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060212/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident
http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,1247748,00.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wpdyn/content/article/2006/02/10/AR2006021001855.html