Thursday, January 04, 2007

Mooove over Mad Cow

And make way for Butt Ugly Cow. Yes, for the two people left who were unsure whether genetic modification didn't have some potential downside, it's...a two-faced cow. And I'm not talkin' 'bout no gossip, neither.

The farmer whose cow(s? Does face give persona? Why does Miss Manners never bemoan the vital stuff like this?) this is/are had this much to say: "Genetically, this is one of my better calves," he said.

What? Um, excuse me, Mr. Farmer sir. Can I help you consider another career immediately, like computer tech or truckdriver or attorney or any other field in which you don't have a hand in the manufacture of freaky little bovine Frankenbabies?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070104/ap_on_fe_st/two_faced_calf

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